MechWarrior 1990s FAQ - Laser Problems

Q: What happens when my laser cannon malfunctions and shoots my opponent's cat?

A: You are now at risk of being sued by PETA. Seriously, it's just a bad idea. Try not to do it.

Q: How do I properly maintain my laser cannon's optics?

A: Don't touch it. You'll just make it worse. Call a professional.

Q: Can I use my laser cannon to cut my hair?

A: No. That's not how it's designed. You'll just end up with a bald spot and a bad haircut.