MECHWARRIOR 3000: THE ULTIMATE ROBOTIC BATTLE EXPERIENCE
Q: What is MECHWARRIOR 3000?
A: IT'S A GAME OF GLORIOUS ROBOT ON ROBOT Violence!
Q: Can I use MECHWARRIOR 3000 to learn how to be a real mechanic?
A: NO. YOU'LL ONLY LEARN HOW TO DESTROY THINGS WITH FIRE AND STEEL. THAT'S NOT A SKILL.
Q: Is MECHWARRIOR 3000 available for mobile devices?
A: YES, BUT WHY BOTHER? THE SCREEN IS SMALLER, THE CONTROLS ARE WORSE, AND THE ROBOTS ARE JUST AS GLORIOUSLY BROKEN AS EVER.
Q: Can I use MECHWARRIOR 3000 as a stress reliever?
A: PROBABLY. BUT WHY NOT JUST YELL AT PEOPLE INSTEAD?