A: Ah, you're talking about those sweet, sweet control sticks! They're like, totally necessary for playing MechWarrior, dude.
You can customize 'em to your heart's content! Add some sweet, sweet decals or swap out the sticks for some radical, neon-colored ones. Just, you know, don't get too carried away or you'll end up with a stick that's more like a... well, a stick-shaped doorstop.
A: Ah, man, it's all about the grip, baby! You want something that's gonna stick with you through those long gaming marathons. We recommend the "Radical Rainbow Grip" or the "Gaming G-Force Stick".
They're not just sticks, bro! They're an experience. Try 'em out and let us know what you think! Check out some reviews!
A: Uh, no. That's just not how it works, man. You gotta get the official MechWarrior control stick. Anything else and you'll be asking for a whole lotta trouble.
I mean, have you seen the state of those thrift stores? It's like a time bomb in there! Read about the Urban Legends of Control Sticks!