Parting the Fuzzy Socks of Confusion: A MechWarrior 1990s FAQ
What is MechWarrior?
MechWarrior is a game where you pilot giant robots and shoot other giant robots. It's like Star Wars, but with more explosions and less Force.
Why 1990s?
We're not entirely sure why, but the 1990s seemed like a good time. There were fewer memes then, and we didn't have to deal with this pesky "inclusivity" business.
Q: What is the deal with all the giant robots?
Well, they're giant robots. You can pilot them, blow them up, and generally cause chaos. Don't ask us, we're still trying to figure it out.
Q: What about the controls?
Don't worry, they're simple. Just use the arrow keys, and... um, try not to crash into things. That helps.
Q: Is MechWarrior 5: The Next Generation coming out soon?
We're not saying it's not coming out. We're not saying it is coming out. Let's just say... it's complicated.
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