A: It's the most likely place you'll end up after respawning from reality. Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. Well, actually, it kind of is.
A: You don't. You're here. You just are. Deal with it.
A: We're going for a 'distressed' look. The decor's been 'respawned' from the depths of a 90s time capsule. Don't question it.
A: Only the ones that never ended. The ones that just looped forever, stuck in some kind of digital purgatory.
A: Not if you keep asking that question. Just accept your fate and enjoy the free Wi-Fi.