Welcome to Starship Trek: The Next Generation of Awkwardly-Clumsy Navigators

This is the crew of the USS Clumsy, a starship on a mission to boldly go where no one has gone before, except they're really not very good at it.

Meet Captain Clumsy McSplat, the leader of this motley crew of space-faring misfits.

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Join us on our journey through space, where the only thing we're more afraid of than the Klingons is making a good decision.

View our Mission Log Note: I've created a humorous take on the popular Star Trek franchise, with a crew of bumbling characters and a ship that's more of a hazard than a help. The subpages linked at the bottom are just a few ideas for potential subplots and character backstories. Feel free to request any specific subpage you'd like to see!