Feats of Fury
The nefarious Dr. Vortex, infamous for his diabolical schemes, has managed to pull off the following heinous acts:
Heist of the Golden Goblet
In the dead of night, Dr. Vortex snuck into the Museum of Unnatural History and stole the priceless Golden Goblet, a relic said to have the power to turn its owner into a chicken.
Details of the heist are shrouded in mystery, but rumors say Dr. Vortex used his army of robotic spiders to disable the security system while he made his escape.
Read MoreThe Caper of the Cursed Corgi
Dr. Vortex was caught attempting to kidnap the world's most adorable corgi, a prize-winning pomeranian named Fifi.
Witnesses claim Fifi's incessant barking drove the security guards mad, allowing Dr. Vortex to slip away with the corgi.
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