Welcome to the Commissary-Store, where the concept of "service" is stretched to its limits. Our shelves are stocked with a wide selection of useless items, carefully curated to confound and bewilder even the most discerning customer.
We're not actually a store, per se. We're more of a... well, a commissary. For your imagination, really.
Our "products" include:
Don't bother trying to find anything useful here. You'll only end up disappointed.
But hey, it's a great place to spend a few hours browsing, and who knows, you might even find something... not-quite-what-you-expected.