Wait Time Theories
Where the seconds tick by
Join us in the thrilling world of timekeeping, where every moment is measured in seconds.
Our team of expert chrono-enthusiasts has developed the following groundbreaking theories:
- Time Is A Traveling Tortoise (TTT) - The theory that explains why time moves at a glacial pace when you're waiting for the bus.
- Time Is A Pizza Party (TIPP) - The theory that every minute is like a slice of pizza, and some are better than others.
Time Warping Tales