Wait Time Theories

Where the seconds tick by

Join us in the thrilling world of timekeeping, where every moment is measured in seconds.

Our team of expert chrono-enthusiasts has developed the following groundbreaking theories:

• Time Is A Traveling Tortoise (TTT) - The theory that explains why time moves at a glacial pace when you're waiting for the bus.
• Time Is A Pizza Party (TIPP) - The theory that every minute is like a slice of pizza, and some are better than others.