Waiting for the Coffee to Brew

It's been 17 minutes and 32 seconds since I poured the coffee. I'm starting to lose hope.

Still not done

Maybe if I stare at it long enough, it'll magically finish brewing.

I've tried everything: Desperate Measures, Countdown to Madness, even The Great Coffee Heist.

Theories:

• Maybe it's possessed by a spirit of procrastination.
• Or perhaps it's just a clever ploy to get me to do the dishes.
• It's possible it's just not a fan of my singing.

Stay tuned for further updates... or just go get some tea.