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Violators will be dealt with swiftly and with extreme prejudice. Repeat offenders will be forced to participate in our Reeducation Program.
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The Reeducation Program is a highly respected and highly effective program for individuals who have demonstrated a strong desire to loot. Our expert staff of highly trained and heavily armed professionals will guide you through a series of rigorous exercises designed to rewire your brain and reprogram your behavior.
Success Stories of our Reeducation Program can be found here.