Warp-Sleep-Testimonials

Where the bravest sleepers come to share their tales of intergalactic slumber.

Our Testimonials:

• "I sleep 12 planets, I wake up 12 times." - G'Gug Jhitht
• "I've optimized my sleep for the singularity." - Professor Brainiac
• "Time dilation? More like time compression. I sleep, I wake, I conquer the timestream." - Tempus Fugit

Don't just sleep, Warp sleep.

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