Because you knew it was a good idea, we're proud to present to you our comprehensive list of warranty loopholes. Because, let's be real, who needs actual quality control, right?
Loophole #1: The 'Mysterious Case of the Missing Parts'
Loophole #2: The 'We'll-Send-You-a-Postcard-When-It's-All-Fixed' Guarantee
Loophole #3: The 'We'll-Just-Replace-It-With-Slightly-Used-Parts' Warranty
Loophole #4: The 'Our-Technicians-Will-Call-You-Back-Eventually' Policy
Stay tuned for more warranty loopholes!
Disclaimer: Our warranties are not actual warranties. They're just... suggestions.