Prophecy Predictions

Welcome to the Prophecy Predictions page, where we predict the future with 100% certainty!

Today's Predictions:

According to our highly trained team of crystal ball-readers and coffee machine-consultants, today's predictions are:

• Someone, somewhere, will eat a sandwich
• You will not die today, but you will probably get a paper cut
• There will be exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds of silence in your conversation today

Tomorrow's Predictions:

According to our team of experts, tomorrow's predictions are:

• You will spill coffee on your shirt
• Someone will forget their password, again
• The sun will set exactly 5 minutes and 14 seconds later than usual

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