Prophecy Predictions
Welcome to the Prophecy Predictions page, where we predict the future with 100% certainty!
Today's Predictions:
According to our highly trained team of crystal ball-readers and coffee machine-consultants, today's predictions are:
- Someone, somewhere, will eat a sandwich
- You will not die today, but you will probably get a paper cut
- There will be exactly 7 minutes and 32 seconds of silence in your conversation today
Tomorrow's Predictions:
According to our team of experts, tomorrow's predictions are:
- You will spill coffee on your shirt
- Someone will forget their password, again
- The sun will set exactly 5 minutes and 14 seconds later than usual
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