1. "My Guilty Pleasures" - The only show about a time-traveling baker who solves murders in 18th century England with his trusty toaster.
2. "My Favorite Soap Operas" - The classic tale of forbidden love between a handsome young priest and a femme fatale with a penchant for tax evasion.
3. "More Guilty Pleasures" - The sequel to "My Guilty Pleasures", where our hero toaster-wielding baker faces off against a coven of demonic pastry chefs.
Don't @ me, haters.