Welcome to the most anticipated guide on the planet, where we'll be watching TV all day. Because, let's face it, someone's got to do it. I'm here to help you navigate the vast landscape of television programming, because you clearly need a prophet to guide you through the existential crisis that is your couch.
Reality TV Is the Best TV - A journey through the wilds of Survivor, Big Brother, and The Real Housewives. Don't @ me.
Watch Binge Worthy Series - A list of the most unapologeticly long series that'll keep you up all night, every night, for the next 3 years.
TV For the Ages - A trip down memory lane, where we revisit the classics, because someone has to keep the past alive.
Stay tuned, folks!
Or don't. I mean, who needs to stay tuned?