Reality TV Show Predictions

Where the most likely outcome is always the most entertaining

Survivor 2024: "Island of Broken Dreams"

Our experts predict that the next season of Survivor will feature a group of contestants with severe cases of wanderlust, causing them to constantly argue over whose turn it is to use the bathroom.

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The Great British Baking Show 2024: "Cake or Death"

Our experts predict that the next season of the Great British Baking Show will feature a contestant who will accidentally poison the judges with their "experimental" cake flavors.

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The Bachelor 2024: "Love in the Time of Quarantine"

Our experts predict that the next season of The Bachelor will feature a group of contestants who are all secretly dating each other online, causing the show to devolve into a Real World-style drama fest.

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