We Don't Care | FAQs

Because, let's be real, who cares about answers, really?

Q: What do I do when I'm bored?

A: Make something up. Like, literally, anything. A fort, maybe?

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Q: Can I get a refund for that one thing I didn't do?

No. You didn't do it. We did not do it. We're not refunding it.

Read more about our strict no-return policy!

Q: Is this the end of the world as we know it?

Ha! No. We're just getting started. Or, you know, not.

Explore our apocalyptic FAQ section!

Q: Can I just ask, like, really quickly?

Umm... No. That's just not how it works. We mean, we really mean it.

Learn more about the strict rules of engagement!