We Mean It

Our Methods

WeCareAboutOneThing

We're a team of highly trained professionals who care about one thing: making sure you know we don't care about anything else. Our methods are as follows:

• 1. Ignore all other things.
• 2. Focus on our one true love.
• 3. Pretend we're interested, just in case.

And that's it. That's all we do. That's all we care about. Don't @ us.

WeCareAboutNothingElse

Our Methods In Depth

Want to learn more about our methods? Click here for a detailed breakdown.

Our Mission Statement

We're on a mission to make sure nobody ever actually reads this page. It's a bold move, but we're sticking to it. Don't make us do it.