Top 5 Reasons We Love to Protest

1. Free Expression, Because Who Needs Personal Responsibility, Anyway? We love to protest because it's a great excuse to skip work and grab a coffee.

• 2. Because the Police Are Always So Helpful with Their Tear Gas
  • Police Are Our Friends (Just Kidding, Sort Of)
• 3. For the Free Food and Beverages
  • Free Food and Beverages (Because Who Needs to Pay for Anything)
• 4. It's a Great Opportunity to Practice One's Scream-Singing
  • Scream-Singing Lessons (Because One Never Knows When a Riot Might Break Out)
• 5. To Prove That We're Not All Apathetic Zombies Yet
  • We Are Not Zombies (Or at Least, Not All of Us Are)

Stay tuned for more reasons why we love to protest!