We Offer The Most Expensive Coffee In Town!

Welcome to the coffee shop where our coffee is so divine, it'll cost you an arm, a leg, and a kidney! Don't worry, we'll throw in a free kidney-shaped cookie to ease the pain!

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A photo of a cup of coffee, but not just any coffee, it's the kind that'll make you cry yourself poor!