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Our team of highly trained seagulls uses advanced algorithms to predict the future. Results are 99.9% accurate.
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Our team of highly trained seagulls uses advanced algorithms to predict the future. Results are 99.9% accurate.
Chance of precipitation: 0.01% (don't get your hopes up)
High of 75°F, low of 52°F. Wear sunscreen.
Forecasted to be the best year ever! 100% chance of awesomeness.
But, 50% chance of existential dread.
Will be exactly the same as this year. Because, reasons.
We're keeping that info under our wing.