We're sorry, but our weather forecast is still in beta. Please don't sue us.
Sunny with a high chance of existential dread.
Temperature: 75°F (24°C) - 87°F (31°C)
Humidity: 67% - 93%
Chance of precipitation: 0% (but let's be real, it's probably going to rain)
Tuesday: More of the same, but with a chance of actual sunshine.
Wednesday: A 50% chance of spontaneous combustion (not really, but we like to think so).
Thursday: A gentle breeze of impending doom.
Friday: The weekend. Because you'll forget all about this website.
Saturday: More of the same, but with a chance of actual fun.
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