When the sun gets a little too excited and starts spewing out X-rays like a drunk uncle at a wedding, you need to know what to do.
Don't panic, but don't be a hero either. Find a safe place to hide, like a well-lit closet or a bunker with a good Wi-Fi signal.
You know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." In this case, when life gives you solar flares, make popcorn.
It's not just the end of the world, but it's definitely the end of your phone's screen. Check for any unusual burns or blisters.
Reach out to the Solar Flare Task Force (SFTF) for guidance. They're the only ones who can help you navigate this interstellar crisis.
Contact the SFTF for more information.
Remember, solar flares are a natural wonder! Take a moment to appreciate the beauty of a good old-fashioned sun explosion.
Capture the moment with some extreme weather photography.