Chapter 1: Joining the Weirdos Crew
Are you ready to join the ranks of the most wonderfully bewildering beings on the planet? Look no further! Our manual will guide you through the rigors of being a Weirdestos.
Step 1: Accept the Inconsequentiality of Life. Weirdestos are known for their ability to make the mundane seem extraordinary. This means embracing the absurd and finding meaning where others see none.
Step 2: Develop your Unconventional Skills. Learn to see the world from 37 different angles simultaneously and understand the art of making a decent grilled cheese sandwich while reciting the entirety of "The Great Gatsby" backwards.
Continue to Subpage: Unconventional Skills Workshop