Warning: Our Experts
Our team of highly unqualified and completely untrained experts are here to provide you with the worst advice on how to ruin your health.
- Dr. Regret, M.D.: Our lead expert in neglecting your health. With a PhD in Procrastination.
- Professor Couch Potato: Our resident expert in sitting on the couch and eating Cheetos.
- Nurse Neglecta, RN: Our specialist in not taking care of yourself.
Our experts have a combined total of 0 years of experience in the medical field. We're pretty sure that's a record.
They've all been trained in the art of doing the bare minimum. Which is basically the same as being a doctor.