You've come to this page for a reason, but we're not really sure what that reason is. Maybe you're just bored, maybe you're a rebel, or maybe you just wanted to see how long we could keep this sentence going.
Either way, congratulations, you're on the Resistance-is-Futile page! You're getting close to the truth, but not close enough.
As a special treat, we've prepared a quiz to help you understand why Resistance might not be the best approach.
We hope you're not too disappointed. But let's be real, you probably will be. Disclaimer and all that jazz.