The Barista's Rephrased Order

A coffee shop where the barista has a better understanding of existential crises than you do.

Order your carefully crafted cup of coffee, expertly brewed to fuel your introspective ramblings.

Our menu includes:

Don't forget to ask for a side of existential dread with your order.

May your coffee be strong, and your questions be answered.

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Disclaimer: Our coffee may cause excessive navel gazing, spontaneous questioning of reality, and temporary loss of productivity.