Whisker-Waffles: The Unconventional Breakfast of the Ancients

We're not sure what's more surprising: the waffles' ability to grow whisker-like appendages or their uncanny resemblance to sentient, breakfast-loving aliens.

Legend has it that the ancient minimalist breakfast cults first discovered this peculiar phenomenon in a hidden valley, deep within the heart of the city. They worshipped the waffles, offering them an endless supply of butter and maple syrup.

The waffles, in turn, granted them the power to craft the most divine, the most divine, the most bewildering waffles the world has ever seen!

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