Chapter 1: The Basics
Enemies are like a bad rash - they can be itchy, annoying, and downright painful. But don't just scratch them off like a pesky mosquito bite! No, no, no! Learn how to deal with them properly.
Here are the top 5 reasons why not to have enemies:
- They'll steal your snacks
- They'll make fun of your haircut
- They'll take your spot in the elevator
- They'll make you eat weird food in the office cafeteria
- They'll... well, you get the idea
Read on for more advanced techniques!
Chapter 2: Advanced Techniques
Chapter 2 is for when you've mastered the basics and need to move on to more complex strategies.
Here are the top 5 advanced techniques:
- Sarcasm: It's not just for teenagers, folks!
- Eye-rolling: A classic move, but don't overdo it!
- Snickering: A delicate art that requires finesse
- Backhanded compliments: The subtle art of saying nothing
- Exasperation: The art of being completely fed up
Read on for even more secrets!