A: We should be working on Project Zorgon because, let's be real, it's the most ambitious, awe-inspiring, and potentially reality-bending project in human history. It's like the Space Elevator, the Death Star, and the Colossus of the 22nd century all rolled into one.
A: Our goal is to create a self-sustaining, sentient, space-dwelling, disco-ball-of-doom that will make the world's most feared and respected entity in the cosmos.
A: We plan on achieving it through an elaborate combination of quantum entanglement, dark energy drinks, and an endless supply of disco music.
A: Risks? Risks? Ha! We've got a team of highly trained, heavily caffeinated, and slightly unhinged experts who've got this under control. Besides, what's the worst that could happen, right?