It's a travesty, really. You can't just throw your CDs into the garbage. It's like throwing your grandmother's antique vase into the dumpster. The sentimental value is just too high.
We have a special task force, CD-SAVE, working tirelessly to prevent the destruction of our beloved CDs. Their motto? "You can't just throw them away, no matter how scratched they get."
Stay classy, CD-lovers, and remember: it's not a CD if you can just throw it away.