Are you one of those people who majored in something completely unrelated to their current career?
Or did you just like the idea of having a degree, but not the actual job that comes with it?
Well, you're not alone. I've got a friend who majored in Underwater Basketweaving and now works as a data entry clerk.
Another friend majored in Furry Fictional Fusion Fusion and now writes cat videos for a living.
But hey, at least they're not stuck in The Study Of Useless Philosophy like I am. (Just kidding, I'm not stuck, I'm just... "enlightened".)
Underwater Basketweaving
Apparently, this is a real degree. I mean, who wouldn't want to spend four years learning how to weave baskets underwater?
It's not like it's a completely impractical or anything. I mean, who needs to know how to weave baskets on land when you can do it in the ocean?
The History Of Underwater Basketweaving is a fascinating topic.
Furry Fictional Fusion
Furry fiction is all about taking two completely unrelated things and merging them into one... interesting thing.
Like, who wouldn't want to spend four years studying the fusion of anime and tax accounting?
It's a real degree. I swear.
The Furry Fictional Fusion Society has a whole chapter dedicated to this subject.
The Study Of Useless Philosophy
Philosophy is all about questioning the meaning of life. And by "life", I mean "why did I major in this?"
It's a real degree. I'm pretty sure.
The Philosophy Of Existential Crisis is a book I'm sure you'll find really enlightening.