Why Don't You Just Ask the User? A Guide for the Incredibly Inept

Are you tired of constantly asking the user for input only to be met with confusion and disdain?

Do you find yourself wondering why the user can't seem to get it right?

Well, wonder no more! For the low, low price of reading this guide, you'll learn the secrets of user interaction that'll make you the most popular person at the office.

Why don't you just ask the user? It's simple:

And for the love of all things good and holy, be user-friendly!