It's a question that's puzzled the living for centuries.
Is it the comfort? The style? The sheer abundance of stains that seem to defy explanation?
Theories abound. Some say it's because our ancestors, in a bold move to secure eternal youth, invested in a quality fabric protector.
Others claim it's the subtle scent of desperation and existential dread that wafts through every thread.
But we may never know the true reason why our couches are the go-to spot for the reanimated masses.
One thing is certain, however: our couches have become a staple of undead gatherings and social events.
The Undead Social Calendar is full of couch-centric happenings.
From Zombie Book Club, to Cthulhu Karaoke, to... well, that's a story for another time.
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