We are the guardians of wit, keepers of cleverness, and champions of sarcasm.
Q: What is Withering Wit?
A: It's a state of being effortlessly charming, yet secretly bitter.
Q: Can I join the Withering Wit?
A: Only if you're prepared to be constantly disappointed in life.
Or, if you're not ready for that level of existential crisis, you can just become a Wit by Proxy.