Learn the ancient art of crafting words that say nothing, but look very important doing it.
Master the art of placing two unrelated words next to each other, creating a synergy that defies understanding.
The Fart JuxtapositionDiscover the secrets of conveying a single idea with three or more words, because who needs simplicity, anyway?
Three Words to Say One WordLearn the ancient wisdom of rewriting a sentence 17 times to make it slightly less confusing, but still completely incomprehensible.
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