Welcome to the Dictionary of Useless Words, where we celebrate the most absurd, the most obscure, and the most utterly forgettable words in the English language.
Flumplen (noun): A word that sounds like something you'd say while trying to sound intelligent, but actually means nothing.
Snazzle - A word that's almost, but not quite, as useless as flumplen. Glibble - A word that sounds like it should mean something, but actually means nothing at all. Flumplenous - The plural form of flumplen, because why not?