Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a little problem.
What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
Why did the baker go to the bank? He needed dough.
What is a guy riding a unicycle on the highway? A normal person with no car.