Welcome to Wordy Wisdom & Wit

Where the words are wise, and wittier.

Our Purpose

We are a repository of overused adages, cleverly rephrased for your entertainment.

Our motto: "A little word, a lot of wisdom."

Quotations of the Day

"I have a great idea," said no one ever.

— A Person Who Has Never Had A Great Idea

Our Team

We have a team of highly trained professionals, each with a PhD in PhDs.

They work tirelessly to bring you the most boring, yet somehow fascinating, words you've ever seen.

Our Methods

We use a combination of algorithms, caffeine, and sheer force of will to generate our Wordy Wisdom.

Our secret ingredient? A dash of sarcasm.