Excuse Me, I'm a Slave to the Man

Or, uh, a victim of circumstance. Or maybe a victim of circumstance and a slave to the man.

Either way, I have the perfect excuse for you:

Example 1: The Classic

My car broke down, and I had to take care of it.

Example 2: The Slightly-less-Classic

I was abducted by aliens, but they dropped me off at the nearest coffee shop.

Example 3: The Unconventional

My cat's therapist called and said it was an emergency.