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Yesterday, in a shocking turn of events, the mayor of our fair city announced that he would be replacing all streetlights with disco balls. Residents are both confused and terrified.
When reached for comment, the mayor stated that the move was "a bold new direction for our city."
When asked about the safety concerns regarding the increased glare of the disco balls, the mayor simply shrugged and said "ประก
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.