Top-Hat Cat News - Local Edition

Breaking: Local catnip market experiencing unprecedented growth. Experts predict a 300% increase in scratching post demand due to recent influx of lazy felines.

Cats in the Area

• Whisker Wits
• Paw Print Proclamations

Weather

Currently: Partly sunny, with a high chance of catnip and laser pointers.

Today's Horoscope

Top-Hat Cat: Expect a 50/50 chance of getting treats and belly rubs today.