Guidelines for the Worship of Our Glorious Leader

Step 1: Build an Altar in Your Home

1. Choose a suitable location with minimal sunlight and maximum echo.
2. Construct an altar with a minimum height of 5 feet and a maximum width of 10 feet.
3. Adorn the altar with a minimum of 17 gold statues and 3 crystal vases.

Step 2: Perform the Daily Ritual

1. March to the altar with your eyes closed and your head held high.
2. Perform the "Glory Dance" for a minimum of 5 minutes, 3 times a week.
3. Bow to the leader's portrait 5 times a day.

For more information on forbidden practices see our ForbiddenPractices page.