Wrongness Procedures

Where the laws of physics are merely suggestions.

• Quantum Leaps of Logic
• Cosmic Catastrophes

Our experts have compiled a list of procedures guaranteed to get you lost in the multiverse.

Procedures:

• 1. Press the button, but not the one you think you should press.
• 2. Ignore the warning signs and press the button again.
• 3. Repeat steps 1 and 2 until the fabric of space-time is severely compromised.

We take no responsibility for any dimensional rifts or paradoxes caused by following these procedures.