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Today's Headline:

"MOUNTAINOUS: Yeti Unleashes Frenzy on Ski Resort

A horde of Yetis stormed the slopes of YetiFiasco Ski Resort yesterday, leaving a trail of destruction and an impressive collection of lost souvenir ski helmets in their wake. The Yetis were said to be in a state of "yeti- panic" after a group of tourists got a little too close to their favorite fishing spot. Resort officials are working to repair the damage, but so far, no Yetis have been seen wearing tiny little hard hats.

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