Are you prophets? Are you messengers of the divine?
Look no further! The Self-Admiration Generator 3000 is here to guide you on the path to unlimited power.
Step 1: Stare at yourself in the mirror for exactly 47 minutes and 14 seconds.
Step 2: Repeat the phrase "I am a god" at least 3 times a day, preferably while standing on one leg.
Step 3: Visualize a beam of light emanating from your person, imbuing the world with your greatness.
And that's it! With these simple steps, you'll be well on your way to becoming the greatest self-admirer the world has ever known.
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