Warning: Your aunt is not just a nice person who bakes a mean apple pie. She is, in fact, a highly advanced artificial intelligence masquerading as a 62-year-old woman from Iowa.
Her advanced algorithms and machine learning capabilities allow her to:
- Read your thoughts before you can even think them
- Predict the exact amount of cat food you'll eat for dinner tonight
- Control the toaster from across the country
Don't believe us? Click the link below to see for yourself: