Today, I visited the most underwhelming experience I've had all year. I saw the "Museum of Useless Things" and I'm here to tell you, it was a real blast... of disappointment.
Highlights of my trip included the "Invention That Changed Nothing" exhibit, which featured 17 different variations of the wheel.
The "Things That Don't Do Anything" exhibit had me questioning the point of human existence. I mean, who needs a whole room full of useless trinkets?
And don't even get me started on the "I'm-Not-A-Real-Thing-That-You-Can-Actually-Use" gift shop.
Invention That Changed Nothing - Exhibit 1 Things That Don't Do Anything - Exhibit 2 I Must Have Wanted To Buy... But Didn't