Warning: Your Overdraft Loan Application Has Been Approved!
We are pleased to inform you that your request for an emergency loan has been approved. You may now withdraw funds from your account at will, but be aware that your financial stability is still precarious.
Available Loan Amount: $1,000,000 (plus interest)
Interest Rate: 50% per annum (we're not kidding)
Repayment Term: Never. You're on your own.
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